La Bicyclette
Quand on partait de bon matin
Quand on partait sur les chemins
A bicyclette
Nous étions quelques bons copains
Y avait Fernand y avait Firmin
Y avait Francis et Sébastien
Et puis Vanessa
I Want to Ride My Bicycle
I Want To Ride My
Bicycle
I Want To Ride My Bike
I Want To Ride My Bicycle
I Want To Ride It Where I Like
(with apologies to
Queen)
Wake me up before you go-go… zzZZZ
Vany is a Headbanger
Ooo-whee, do it one
more time for me!
Ooo-whee, do it one more time for me!
Can't stop stop that girl there she goes again I
really really love
To watch her watch her headbangin' Vany is a
headbanger
Her mother is a geek
Do it one more time for me Ooo-ooo-whee!
Ooo-ooo-whee!
Headbanging, Headbanging, Headbanging, Headbanging!
Headbanging, Headbanging, Headbanging
(with apologies to the Ramones)
Stuck in the Middle
Clowns to the left of
me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
(Also, why are you still messing around with that
camera?! HELP ME!)
Sitting Up Here
I'm sitting up here,
and hey you can see me…
This is a
Tiamo Baby Chair, available also at
Prenatal, etc. It’s pretty solid and about half
the price of a tripp trapp.
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!
(With apologies to Don Gardner.)
Hello World!
I should try to get ahold
of this keyboard thing and change this ghastly color
theme to something cooler. Something with more
action! And rock (I was rocking a lot in my previous
place)! And blinking... ooooh... shiny! Why is the
dad minion waving his camera in
front of me? I think for now I will just turn my
head to the other side and see whether he stops.
Where was I? Excellent, now I dropped my pacifier...
Let me just shout for someone to get it for me. I
definitely need to work on my eye-arm
coordination. My arms and legs don’t seem to listen
to me at all. Now imagine how tiring it would be to
type all this myself. For the time being, I will rely
on my personal assistants to take care of these
details.
Anyway, what’s up with that? Nobody listens to me!
Everybody gets excited when I clear my throat and
suddenly there’s a whole lot of action around me.
Except they don’t seem to understand what I am
saying. I need to work on this, too. Maybe the
personnel here is not hearing well. I will just be
louder next time and see how that goes.
Hey, feel free to write me an email, I will have my
minions read it to me! Speaking of them, I guess I
need to remind them that my next meal is due soon.
Phew, all this supervising is very tiring. I am
going to take a short nap now. In the mean time,
check out a collection of my photos.