Hello World!
I should try to get ahold
of this keyboard thing and change this ghastly color
theme to something cooler. Something with more
action! And rock (I was rocking a lot in my previous
place)! And blinking... ooooh... shiny! Why is the
dad minion waving his camera in
front of me? I think for now I will just turn my
head to the other side and see whether he stops.
Where was I? Excellent, now I dropped my pacifier...
Let me just shout for someone to get it for me. I
definitely need to work on my eye-arm
coordination. My arms and legs don’t seem to listen
to me at all. Now imagine how tiring it would be to
type all this myself. For the time being, I will rely
on my personal assistants to take care of these
details.
Anyway, what’s up with that? Nobody listens to me!
Everybody gets excited when I clear my throat and
suddenly there’s a whole lot of action around me.
Except they don’t seem to understand what I am
saying. I need to work on this, too. Maybe the
personnel here is not hearing well. I will just be
louder next time and see how that goes.
Hey, feel free to write me an email, I will have my
minions read it to me! Speaking of them, I guess I
need to remind them that my next meal is due soon.
Phew, all this supervising is very tiring. I am
going to take a short nap now. In the mean time,
check out a collection of my photos.